official trash raptor containment zone

Trash
Raptor

The apex predator of questionable decisions.

Like a dinosaur, but worse for brush piles.

Eats

Brush piles, weird projects, broken plans, and occasionally dignity.

Runs on

Spite, cheap parts, questionable wiring, and the belief that this is probably fine.

Status

Loose in the yard. Please secure all debris and unattended Harbor Freight coupons.